Saturday, September 29, 2012

Rhyming Fun

Preston: The goat likes to float like a boat in the moat.
Katelyn: With his scrote?
Preston: (holding back a laugh) Uhmmm, I don't know about that.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Humans

Dinner conversation tonight consisted of playing "Guess the movie character" game.
Dalan gave us a clue that the character he had chosen was a human.

Landon chimed in, "This girl in my class said human. Then my teacher said that 'human' is a bad word."

"Really?" I replied. "Do you know what the word 'human' means?"

"No."

"It means 'people' like you and me. We are humans. It isn't a bad word."

Landon responded, "Oh." Thinking, thinking thinking, "Well, she said 'humans, uh, . . .stupid'. That's bad."

"You're right, we don't say that word."

Nice save there, Landon, . . .I think.

Shopping

The three youngest and I pulled into the grocery store parking lot today. The thought crossed my mind that we came at a good time because there were very few cars.

I pulled into a parking spot and Landon said, "Yes! We got a park spot! I knew we were going to get one!"

I had to laugh because I could have sworn he read my mind and that his voice carried a tone of sarcasm.

Just as we got out of the car the car next to us honked (the person had just gotten out and locked their car).

Landon said, "That car just horned us!"

Friday, September 14, 2012

Ok, Random

Landon: "Mom, did you know fairies are afraid of hawks?!"

"Uhhhhh, no."

"Well, they are."